(So I skipped my Monday update…whatever.)
Anyways, I was playing Gears of War 2 today for awhile still making my way through the campaign. I passed the part where you have to protect Jack while he’s doing the beacon when I heard Marcus (maybe Dom, don’t remember exactly) say “I hope Jack got that beacon off”, thinking to myself, this should definitely be the Jack Off achievement. Right? I mean “Better wrapped in beacon” is kinda funny but Jack Off is just…EPIC! (and no, I know what you’re thinking but that’s NOT a pun to reflect the developers of the game who I do not consider as epic as the aforementioned achievement title)
Flashback a day or 2 ago and while playing New Hope’s razor hail escape I thought of another one, Through Hail and Back. Pure genius, I know. These chumps should have hired me to come up with their cheesy achievement titles. Of course, they’re not the only ones guilty of this. Think about it…or not. I won’t force you to, atleast not YET…
All kidding aside, tomorrow’s Thanksgiving. So, ya know, be thankful and stuff while you’re stuffing your face. I just hope to God I don’t hear turducken mentioned one more time. I can do without it, honestly.
More updates as I get to them.
Have a good holiday,
DGM-payne


